Okay, so I was just over at Briana's blog and read the entry her husband wrote which included hilarious/gross boy incidents. It reminded me that I forgot to post about a recent incident my hubby Joe had while I was gone for a couple hours.
Adam had to go potty, and proceeded to sit on the toilet (intending to poop we assume, since he usually stands to pee). The lid & seat were up, but I guess Adam didn't notice and he sat down anyway. He started to pee and then fell in...while peeing...pee flies into the air and the poor little boy is soaked from taking a dip in the toilet. It is then that Joe notices that Adam had been holding a roll in his hand. Yes, a roll, as in bread, from dinner. So the toilet-water-soaked boy in the pee-splattered-room is still holding a soggy dripping roll that has just had a dunk in the toilet. Joe, who is distracted and trying to help Brendan with something else at the same time, helps Adam, tells him to throw away the roll, and then sends him in to his room to pick out dry clothes. Then he goes back to finish helping Brendan. Fast forward several minutes...Adam is in his room in dry clothes, all seems well. That is, until Joe walks in and sees Adam chewing. On a roll. Yes, *that* roll. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!